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Canadians Are Really Mexicans Just Look at GleeA national media sensation ChristWireorg takes righteousness beyond the bounds of reason You can't argue the truth If God didn't send tornadoes to warn blacks about rap music who did? If your husband isn't a closet gay he must secretly be Chinese Don't send your son to college unless you want to expose him to the dangers of vajazzling This is no joke folks ChristWire is here to save the world from falling into the hands of sanity I'm the anti ChristWire Howard Stern It's so good and people on the Internet are so insane that no one gets it Village Voice In the world of ChristWirethe recent increase of pet on pet rape is a pernicious conseuence of same sex marriage New York MagazineThe leading Internet site for ultraconservative Christian news commentary and weather reportage The New York TimesChristWire's genius or evil lies in its hypberbolic worst case scenario Christian coverage of everything JezebelcomJack Gould Pastor Jack Jbox Gould is a local best selling author motivational speaker and youth pastor extraordinaire at Langley CC where his stories about the laid back California life and his relations to Jack in the Box bobbleheads are all the rage Jack is also one of the top ten most feared pro lifersTyson Bowers III Youth leader Tyson Bowers III proudly practices abstinence and teaches his youth groups the joys of a sexless life Tyson travels the country giving lectures to students ranging from middle school to college about the dangers of homosexuality and liberals Tyson is also a champion snowflake paper cutter

10 thoughts on “The Christwire Handbook

  1. says:

    285 pages of ridiculously paranoid irrational far right rhetoric Is it satire? Yes Is it always easy to tell? Not uite With some of the extreme POVs expressed by the true believers of capitalism and Christianity these days perhaps it is not too surprising how many people at first mistake christwireorg for just another Internet hate millAs suggested above there are points where the authors almost seem to echo the targets of their satire verbatim but there is usually enough over the top language devil whacking female milk sacs etc and tongue in cheek ignorance JFK was a Republican the Chinese bombed Pearl Harbor etc to give away their intent Another example would be the graph showing some alarmingly extreme fluctuations in divorce rates between Republican and Democratic presidencies Guess which years were next to nil and which were off the charts?This constant refrain against anything deviating from the irreproachable norms of God country and sexual morality might wear a little thin after a while but what else should we expect from a parody of people who live inside an echo chamber? Ultimately it is precisely this sustained front that makes the jokes work as well as they do Overall The Christwire Handbook is a fine send up of some of the stranger notions preoccupying your least favorite uncle andor brother in law

  2. says:

    If you love satire this is your book

  3. says:

    I won this book from the Goodreads giveaways The Christwire Handbook is full of satire and will sure make you laugh