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Hot shape shifters and even hotter passion New York Times bestselling author Gena ShowalterLivy Kowalski has no time for idiots When you shapeshift into a honey badger getting through life's irritants is a finely honed skill Until she gets stuck housing her nutso cousin and dealing with her dad's untimely and unexplained demise That's where Vic Barinov comes in or his house does Vic can't step outside without coming back to find Livy devouring his honey stash and getting the TV remote sticky It gets his animal instincts all riled up But he'll have to woo her at high speed all hell is breaking loose and Livy is leading the charge

10 thoughts on “Bite Me

  1. says:

    45 Honey Badger Don't Give A Shit Stars Some Spoilers“I plan to rain down vengeance on the man who did this to my father and anyone protecting or helping him And you trifling band of miscreant felons are going to help me” “You know how emotionally vested the wolves get about dominance Why don’t you just go beat up some puppies too?” Vic heard what sounded suspiciously like a giggle “Okay I get it” she said “I’ll send them an ‘I’m sorry’ basket of Milk Bones to make it up to them” “You are so mean” “I know It’s a genetic flaw”Bite Me is the 9th book in the Pride series and totally kicks ass I was really worried after the last two books OMG this book redeemed the last two boring books I love the plot love the MC love the other characters and I freakin love the Honey badgers The whole time I was reading this book I was picturing that funny honey Badger video here is the link if you wanna watch said funny honey badger video What this book is aboutLivy Kowalski is honey badger but she turned away from the honey badger way of life You know Honey badger just takes what it wants and honey badger just don't give a shit Livy is the outcast of her family because she became a photographer Vic Barinov is a grizzly bear tiger hybrid and a mercenary for hire Livy and Vic like each other but so far have only been friends until Livy turns to Vic for comfort when she finds out something very upsetting Livy finds her father in a rich woman's living room stuffed She knows that she will stop at nothing to take down those who hunted murdered and stuffed her father Vic knows he will be there for her by her side helping her in any way he can Sparks fly lines get crossed and the honey badgers are out for blood“I’m okay” she whispered her legs wrapping around his waist her arms clinging to his neck “I really am” “I thought I lost you” he admitted against her neck “You know my kind is too mean to go out that easy We make a man work for it”VicVic pressed his hands to either side of Livy’s face “What are you doing?” “Thinking about how beautiful you look in the morning” “I’m not making you breakfast” “Come on” Vic whined “I’m starving” Vic is uirky like all hybrids He has a crazy tail that has a mind of it's own His bear side and his tiger side are at war with each other Most of the time he is bear laid back and logical but when he loses control and his tiger comes out he is rough wild and ready to pounce Vic is really sweet and thoughtful He seems to read and understand Livy like no one else Vic really is prefect for her His bear side helps calm Livy and keeps her from getting to wild and his tiger side is rough enough to keep her interest “But you’re going up against bears Livy” He pointed across the tent they were in “I mean look at that guy over there” The eight foot polar realized that Vic was talking about him “Hey What are you pointing me out for? Like I’m some kind of freak? That just hurts my feelings man” “Oh suck it up” Vic growled “Your feline is showing” Livy warned “Because you’re not being rational and there’s an eight foot four hundred pound whiny baby over there begging me to claw the holy shit out of him”“I am Russian” Vic said in a thick accent “Vodka I know” “I hate you” Livy admitted “because you sound really hot when you do that accent” Vic leaned in and murmured in that damn accent “I can do it just for you”Livy“Stop looking so proud of yourself” she snapped at him through her panting “and get up here and fuck me” I freaking love Livy OMG do I love her I have a total girl crush Livy is crazy fun sassy and will not think twice about going after anyone Lion bear snake Livy don't care She kicks major ass Livy is rather mild when it comes to being a honey badger Livy's family thinks she is soft because instead of following in the family steps of stealing hurting others and starting shit so she can and sitting back and watch other people's pain she would rather focus on her art photography Livy is wild enough that Vic can let his cat off the leash and get rough She also is accepting of his crazy tail and other uirks “You make me want to burrow” Livy told him her arms moving down to his waist as she snuggled into his chest “Usually I want to burrow away from people” she murmured “You’re the first I’ve ever burrowed toward”“Fuck” Livy said as she buried her face in her hands “What? What’s wrong?” She looked at him Actually it was of a scowl She scowled at him “I’m in love with you” Livy snapped “And it’s your fucking fault” “Uh sorry?” “Oh shut up” “Well if it makes you feel better I’m in love with you too” “Vic?” “Mhmmm?” “I’m starving” “Oh thank God I’m so hungry” “Why didn’t you say anything?” “It seemed tacky to come roll off you and go get something to eat I hate tacky” “I actually appreciate that But right now I’m hungry”I really love Vic and Livy together they had a very sweet relationship I found myself invested in this couple I enjoyed the hell outta all the honey badger craziness in this book The plot kept my attention There was some Eggie in this book Yay Love me some Eggie Tons of humor in this book some hot sex scene and a very cute romance Great read I will definitely be reading books by Shelly Laurenston Below I leave a few of my favorite moments from this book“Hello my hybrid brother” Vic crowed “Christ Novikov” Jake demanded “How much vodka did you give him?” “I don’t know A bottle Or two” He then picked Vic up in a fireman carry and Livy rushed up the stairs to unlock the door Novikov carried him to their room dropping Vic onto the bed “Can you make it back to the wild dog house?” Livy asked “Of course” Bo snapped “I’m not weak like him I’m strong Cossack strong” Then Novikov walked into a wall stumbled back and passed out on the floor by the bed“We will make the ones who did this to our brother pay and pay and pay until there is nothing left” He finally released her from the hug but he still kept one arm around her as he faced the rest of the family “Now the world bleeds—” “Or” Livy emphatically cut in “we can just go after the ones who did this Rather than taking it out on the entire world That seems excessive” “If you’re sure”“You get to work” Vic put his hands behind his head “And make it good baby” “Typical lazy feline and bear” she muttered as she placed her knees on either side of his hips “Leaving it to the honey badger to do all the work” “That’s because felines and bears are smarter than everybody”

  2. says:

    August 15 2013There is an excerpt up on Shelly Laurenson's website and IT IS AWESOME Here is the link below Enjoy I definitely did Bite Me excerptOMG OMG OMGIT'S LIVY I LOVE LIVY I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL THIS BOOK COMES OUT OMG OMG OMG Edit 1 So I thought waiting until 2014 wouldn't be that bad but I've been on this page every day than once a day willing the publication date to change It hasn't So for a few days I was like thisThen I was like thisand now i'm like thisIt's officialShelly Laurenston you hold my happiness in your hands

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    A smutty dare from my beloved GR friend Edge of Bubble So lovely so deadly and so enjoying while torturing me with smut books D Well Bubbles I finished it so I guess I’m safe at last P“Bite Me” is the ninth book in Shelly Laurenston’s Pride series This book can be read as an independent read though I missed some vital information about the characters but it didn’t spoil my reading a lot SoA playdate with a honey badger shifter Livy and hybrid tiger bear shifter Vic The story involves action lot’s of shapeshifters adventures mystery a bit of smut the story wasn’t over flooded with it but it made my eyes roll in some scenes lot’s of pointless violence crazy females males who are uite sane vengeance and “Why be modest when you already know you are amazing?” a phrase which sarcastically summarizes the main theme of this book The story concentrates upon Livy her life and her family That leads to another weird part of this story I’ve read a couple books about shapeshifters and “Bite Me” was my first about Honey Badgers At first I just laughed at the thought of it D Honey Badgers are known for their dangerous fight skills and their ability to protect the ones that they love That’s a great set and it triggered my attention for sure Of course I liked action scenes family protection theme humor and Russian Mafia the names POV’s characters were interestingly written I could hear these characters speaking with Russian accent These are the factors which really helped me to continue with the book and help the story a lot A funny treat from “Bite Me” Enjoy ; “Pick her up?”“Pick her up”Sighing Shen reached out and lifted Melly onto his shoulder She seemed to barely weigh anything and it was terribly easy But then Jake said “If she starts suirming drop her She’s about to piss on you”“And if she grunts” Jocelyn added “throw her She’s about to shit or projectile vomit”Horrified Shen practically ran to the room they’d set up for Melly “Oh yeah She’s outlived eight husbands too” Livy glanced at Vic “Some of them even died naturally”What I didn’t like was smut of course and lots of pointless violence which could have been avoided I was terrified by almost all the women in “Bite Me” Almost all of them are cruel violent smutty ego maniacs Violence to show who’s better violence to express slight angerinconvenience violence without a reason and it’s presented like it’s normalview spoiler“Be ready” he told his brothers before he reached down and grabbed Livy by the back of the neck He lifted her up and off Blayne and Livy’s uncles immediately grabbed her legs and held them away from her body while she snapped and hissed at them all hide spoiler

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    When it comes to Laurenston's shifter books I generally love them and that feeling hasn't changed with my re read of Bite MeThis book has the perfect blend of humour snark romance and action What I love about these books is that they always make me laugh to varying degrees no matter how many times I re read themAfter being introduced to Livy in Wolf with Benefits I was so hoping for her own book and this did not disappoint and the fun of the book doesn't diminish when re re re readingHoney Badger Livy rocks uirky witty and intolerant of any bullshit she is seriously awesome And honey loving hybrid shifter Vic is oddly a perfect fit for her They do work as a couple Although one small niggle I wish the connection between Livy and Vic was developed a tad the couples from other books felt like they had a somewhat stronger connection Again as in other books there is a good collection of secondary characters here who add to the story they don't feel like they've been created to simply fill pages Some of Livy's cousins seem fab others delightfully horrificFor some the violence in the book might be a tad too much but I think it works within the context of this particular storyThis can be read as a standalonebut once you read one it's likely you'll grab another

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    ARC provided via NetGalley in exchange for an honest reviewAnother book for my favorites self from Shelly Laurenston I'm seriously starting to believe that I would even love this woman's shopping list I don't like all her books eually but I love them all to pieces I'm not much of an ARCs fanaticlike some people I won't be naming looks pointedly at most of her friend list but I was seriously suealing in glee over getting this a month early In this book we have Olivia Livy Kowalski a honey badger and a seriously kickass photographerShe looks non threatening doesn't she?? Think again Honey badgers are notorious for their vicious string and felony ways Still Livy isn't a regural HB She is an artist who got over the stealing your way though life phase when she was a teenager and decided that her photography was her future and the family bussiness which consisted mostly of stealing and coning That doesn't stop her from going all HB on her enemies asses when she finds her dad brutally murderedI loved Livy She was an outcast in her family and pretty proud of being one True to Laurenston's style she was a very strong minded female lead and cranky as hell Maybe not all of her females are cranky but they are all definitely mule headed I actually love every heroine in this author's books They know how to fight their own battles how to be mean and vicious when they to be and how to get over themselves when they have to Livy is no exception She makes her own way through life but isn't stupid enough to go half cocked into bad situations without asking anyone's help I enjoy my books way when heroines can keep a balanceThen we have Victor Vic Barinov a tiger grizzly hybrid with a dexterous tail that has a mind of its ownVic is a tiger grizzly hybrid which makes him seriously strong and kind of bipolar without him even trying He is weird since his grizzly side is mellow and logicalif anyone doesn't startle him or sent him in panic mode and his tiger side is all hissy and cranky Luckily his tiger side doesn't come out to play a lot and that's how he wants itYou know I didn't get exactly what wit was that Vic did for a living It mostly seemed like mercenary jobs here and there after serving in the military and CIA for some years Vic wasn't in favorite male leads in the series It's not that there was anything bad about him it's just that I found him less interesting than most Of course there was this tail of his that view spoilershowed up even in human form when he lost control and hide spoiler

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    Bite Me by Shelly Laurenston is the 9th book in her Pride series I have enjoyed the previous books in the series but this one completely failed to hold my attention It was a struggle for me to finish I just wasn’t interested or entertained I think the main issue that I had with Bite Me is that it suffers from multiple personalities The story jumps around characters freuently throughout the entire book The story is told from the point of view of over 25 characters I kid you not I started counting partway throughThis is supposed to be Livy and Vic’s book but it felt like a story for the entire cast of characters There was so much dialog and jumping around that it didn’t feel like much progression was made and when something interesting did happen it was glossed over and sped along to a different point of view Additionally many of the characters annoyed me and much of what happened or was said bored me I can’t say that I liked the book but I didn’t hate it either I ended up giving it 2 stars because there were a couple nice moments I enjoyed the part that takes place at Vic’s house and the part when he and Livy are in Honeyville Sadly that’s about it I liked Vic and Livy together and would have liked to have had page time with them This just wasn’t a book that I could enjoy but other readers may like itTo see of my reviews go to Paranormal Kiss ARC Advanced Review Copy received from Kensington Books via NetGalley

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    What happens when you put a mean honey badger and a hybrid felinegrizzly shifter together? In Shelly Laurenston's latest instalment to the Pride series Livy Kowalski and Victor Barinov are paired together in what has to be the most entertaining story yetAs a mean honey badger who doesn't need anyone to lean on Livy is used to being on her own However when her father dies Livy doesn't want the emotions to affect her She treads on as honey badgers do and this is where Vic comes in The soft hearted but sexy hybrid shifter brings to Livy what others men don't It's the perfect pairing and with Laurenston's over the top trademark humor BITE ME becomes a story that will have you clutching your sides and laughing until the very endReaders can expect the same outrageous situations and reactions from both new characters and familiar ones What I love about this series is the euphoric feeling one gets whenever you read a Laurenston book Each instalment exudes feel good pheromones until you are high on Laurenton's humor and stories I've come to look forward to each new book by this author because of the guaranteed fun I will have reading itThanks to Laurenton's excellent writing and humor this story is reminiscent of a reality show displaying characters at their most entertaining moments and is just as addicting BITE ME is a perfect example of why Laurenston's romances are so worthwhileReviewed for Fresh Fiction

  8. says:

    How can this book be the end?????I love the Pride Series by Shelly Laurenston Especially the books about bear shifters I loved loved Crush and anytime Bo is mentioned my ears perked upShelly did a fabulous job of bringing everything together characters plot lines and big get togethers It felt like a big family good bye party revisiting old favorites couples and packs Reading this book and knowing that there might not be another one was heartbreaking Her shifters are the riot they make me laugh out loud and her dialogs are some of the funniest I've ever read Until she decides to continue this series I'll revisit my bears and hope for to come I miss this series so much I just can't connect with her latest series Call of Crows I tried multiple times but it's just not the same I'm mourning

  9. says:

    5 Bite Me Stars I love Shelly Laurenston’s Pride series We get the same outrageous situations and reactions from both new and familiar characters I love how Ms Laurenston can make me laugh my ass off on almost every page as well as make me feel good She has a knack for making great characters just keep giving I have come to look forward to each new book; because of the feel good feeling I’ll get all the funny hilarious situations and the characters Livy is a character that has a dry sense of humor many don’t get her and even people fear the little honey badgerVic is a ginormous hybrid shifter that most fear him on site and those that don’t see him as an athlete of some nature Which he hates being compared too All the characters in this series have their own uniue uirk craziness or just simple trait that makes them fun The lighthearted humor and snark keeps the pages turning Someone ends up pisses off the honey badger’s and has know idea of what they have brought to their door Lives are in danger Venom spiked vodka is to be had Much happens in this wild and crazy book that you must read it for yourself If you love humor and snark in your shifter romance then this one is up your alley If you are a fan it’s a must read If you have never picked up Ms Laurenston’s Pride series then do so You will have the time of your lifeAudio Aug 2018 Well I had fun again The audio was great It was a lot of fun visiting these characters again and the world I felt like it was the first time reading I love the Pride series so it was great to listen and feel so much for the story I laughed out loud and cried for those that lost someone even if they weren't close their were emotions that came across If you enjoy uirky snarky and over the top characters then you will probably enjoy this series It's light heart easy to read or listen and just has a lot of fun over the top moments that keep you entertained Sept 2019 Loved it Laughed a lot

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    This review is posted on Way Too Hot BooksME WHILE READING THIS BOOK “I’m a honey badger I’m fearless” Why did it take me so long to pick this book up from my shelf I'll never understand Maybe because I wasn't this much blown away by the previous installment but this one was way way betterHoney badgers the race of con shifters are one fierce and bad ass force to be reckoned in the shifter world of the Pride series And probably the meanest Added to my favorite shifter group Pair them up with grizzly tiger hybrids they are pretty much unstoppable Livy Kowalski a honey badger and professional photographer Vic Barinov the sexy hybrid detective were fun cute and pretty awkward but totally in endearing way unlike the previous book couple The focus of the story was on their slow building but steamy romance and the action packed supenseful honey badgers' revenge uest against the murders of Lily's father As always what you can expect of Laurenston's Pride series is a lot of humor and snark plus many of our dear Pride characters make cameo apperance4 super fun stars Definitely one of the best book in the series Highly recommended to every paranormal romance urban fantasy fan who wants a fun and steamy pnr romanceuf series set in the modern world